How to not be awkward (and be the life of the party!):
Step 1: Obtain alcohol.
Step 2: Obtain cup.
Step 3: Discard cup.
Step 4: Take it to the head cause you ain’t no pussy bitch.
Step 5: Repeat step 4.
Step 6: Repeat steps 4 and 5 to desired effect.
Step 7: Take shirt off.
Step 8: Party hard.
story of my life.
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fantaclaus-deactivated20110731 said:
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☼ If you are fat, someone will put this in your ask ☼
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:’D oh Fanta, you shouldn’t have~
If a Police Officer says “Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence…” Your answer should always be “Please don’t hit me again officer…”
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